we’ve been expecting you…

we’ve been expecting you…

Yes, you have brushed against the so-called ethos of Join My Cult. Let us clarify by further obscuring:

No static belief system? (aka BS) Of course not.

Beliefs are training wheels for the nervous system. What we believed yesterday has already been promoted to metaphor. What we believe tomorrow will likely contradict it with impeccable sincerity.

We maintain, or appear to maintain, a semi-imaginary communication network. Messages are disguised as symbols disguised as jokes disguised as obvious nonsense. Only the properly disoriented can decode them.

There exists, allegedly, a Council. Not of elders, but of those who have stared longest into the void and found it staring back at them. Above all, they ensure that the Cult remains a question mark, never a period.

Advancement through our ranks is marked by the bestowal of sacred talismans. Stickers, sigils, ironic merchandise, and objects of uncertain metaphysical warranty. Each object is a blank amplifier for meaning, and humanity rarely uses the low setting.

There is, of course, the silent oath never to expose our hidden structure, a structure so well hidden it has yet to be located.

Remember:

Nothing is true.
Everything is permissible.

There is just one decree: Benevolence is key.

Be kind. Not because a sky authority demands it, but because cruelty is low bandwidth and we are attempting high resolution consciousness.

Benevolence is the master password. The skeleton key. The cheat code hidden in plain sight.

Now then, the initiation rite.

Kindly inscribe your particulars below. This is not mere form-filling. This is a symbolic act, a tiny ritual of attention. Each word you write is a lever you pull inside your own head. Pull carefully. Reality is spring-loaded.

Welcome to the clandestine circle, initiate.

And remember, if anyone asks, this is absolutely not a cult. It is an administrative coincidence with excellent branding.

 

 

Please confirm that you will only use the following membership perks responsibly:

Now for the final step of the initiation process.

Please enter your Default World Name and your New Cult Moniker:

Please enter your email address to receive important transmissions from the Cult:

You’re probably wondering what does Join My Cult believe in?

Well, this isn’t that type of cult, we have:

  • No static belief system (aka BS)
  • No central leadership (the will of the group shall prevail)

There is only one rule.

Be nice.

Please fill out the information below to confirm responsible usage of your newly acquired mystical powers and to tell us a little bit more about yourself.

Be sure to fill out all fields so that the Cult scribe can get you added to our official membership scrolls.

Please confirm that you will only use the following membership perks responsibly:

Now for the final step of the initiation process.

Please enter your Default World Name and your New Cult Moniker:

Please enter your email address to receive important transmissions from the Cult: