Hiero “Cryptic Comfort” Premium Pillow

Add a splash of subliminal messaging to your living space with our “Cryptic Comfort” decorative pillow. Guaranteed to spark intrigue among your guests with its subliminal hieroglyphic font, spelling out “Join My Cult”, and its blended hues of purple and teal. With a shape-retaining 100% polyester insert included, this pillow is able to seamlessly combine style and comfort all in one piece!

It’ll make any room luxurious and provide the perfect excuse for a quick power nap after videoconferencing space-vampires drain you of your mortal vitality.

• 100% pre-shrunk polyester case
• Fabric with a linen feel
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining 100% polyester insert included (handwash only)

Fuck fast fashion! This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!